itsukicoded:

loathsome-jr:

i try to explain to light yagami the economic inequality that pushes people into crime and that killing isolated evildoers will do nothing because the systems in place will keep creating criminals and when he gets home he makes me die from a bowel explosion

@1egion

the-macra:

the-macra:

Do you guys know how mary shelley lost her virginity

brattylikestoeat:

Whispers “what’s that?” 

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

memewhore:

This is so a Joe joke.

lgbt-tiktoks:

Caption:

[ person on crutches: (singing state farm tune) Like a good neighbor they/them is there.

Vas: Woah. Oof.

person on crutches: Thank you.

commercial: Like a good neighbor they/them is there.]

official-kircheis:

kata4a:

out: naming girls after virtues

in: naming them after vices

avarice, insolence, decadence, lunacy, vanity, conceit, hysteria, envy, malice, rage would be good goth girl names

much-the-millers-kid:

itsjuliak5:

Someone on TikTok said that bitches with anxiety love the enemies to lovers trope because the idea of having someone see all of our negative traits first and then still fall in love with us is really comforting since we worry that if someone sees our negative traits after they fall in love, they’ll leave us.

It’s me, I’m bitches.

geralt-yennefer-jeskier:

badjokesbyjeff:

An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery. The Englishman steals three buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the Irishman: “That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn’t even see me.”

“That’s just simple thievery,” the Irishman replied. “I’ll show you how to do it the honest way and get the same results.”

The Irishman then proceeded to call out the owner of the bakery and says: “Sir, I want to show you a magic trick.” The owner was intrigued so he came over to see the magic trick.

The Irishman asked him for a bun and then he proceeded to eat it. He asked two more times and after eating them again the owner says: “Okay my friend, where’s the magic trick?”

The Irishman then said: “Look in the Englishman’s pockets.”

Look Jeff you gotta change the username

sensiblereblogifposts:

melanin-majestic:

treygotguap:

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

Sounds busy to me

Reblog if you are busy 

harvestgod:

harvestgod:

No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017

We will never experience this again.

unclefather:

yurimom:

this is really just my favorite tiktok

there’s so many things going on here that we can’t talk about right now

devilt4t:

nice bro. um… *kisses u hard* epic…

svogliata-mente:

I’m a simple person I receive the smallest confirmation that my friends enjoy my presence and I bask in it for months